Now I know I'm slightly obsessed by The Guardian, but in this piece, the author

[Sir C]

"We don't need your civil war" apparently. Axl Rose said so

We need a civil war to stiffen our sinews and weed out the weak and the treacherous within us, so that, strengthened by the tempering flames of vicious inter-familial conflict, we may turn our attention to the real threat to world peace. The expansionist policies of Fuhrerin Merkel.