Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
D'you know they always give me the same room at the MO, just because I mentioned once, perhaps 12 years ago, that I liked it. 617, a few doors down from the John Le Carré suite. They never forget.

God knows what I'll do if the day should come when I can afford to stay in the John Le Carré suite. Break someone's heart, no doubt.
The Shangri-La always, and I mean ALWAYS, upgrade me to a premium smoking suite. They also leave complimentary fags by the bed.

This is why I never stay anywhere else.