D'you know they always give me the same room at the MO, just because I mentioned once, perhaps 12 years ago, that I liked it. 617, a few doors down from the John Le Carré suite. They never forget.
God knows what I'll do if the day should come when I can afford to stay in the John Le Carré suite. Break someone's heart, no doubt.
Yes, I did. You know the game was on the telly in the cocktail bar at the hotel I was at but I couldn't be bothered going to watch. A pool, my family, friends and cold drinks were far more appealing than Arsenal.
Besides, I don't really have any interest in Ramsey being sh1t anymore. I did for some time when I routinely watched him being sh1t while others kept telling me he wasn't. I found it baffling and the paradigm interested me.
But the Liverpool game and the criticism from the MOTD commentators put all that to rest. It revealed everything you need to know about him as a player and anyone who continues to defend him after that simply needs a new hobby.