Fûckssake! BTSport are using a woman to head up their commentary team for The Ashes.

[Sir C]

And so you should - feel dreadful. No need to kill yourself old stick. I think your predilections will do that shortly enough.

Took up your recommendation for Great Expectations - excellent read

All my habits are healthy

It is a great read indeed, but actually bettered, I feel, in film form by David Lean. A true masterpiece.