Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
I shudder to think what he'd make of you emerging from your room after a late night in your undercrackers

I'm interested in the mechanics of this pot plant w*nking incident, tbh. How long was he there? Was he there from soup to nuts (as it were)? Because I'd have thought that would take a while even if the chap's on a hair trigger. Did he get up, go over to the plant, unzip, get started and continue to ejaculation? That's a lot of faff.
I feel a little sorry for the plant. One shudders to imagine what HRH The Prince of Wales would have to say.