I assumed the byline pic had been tailored for this story about periods, given that

[Sir C]

I thought you had chaps to do the toiling for you?

Well, yes, but without my giving them something to toil at, they'd have fúck all toiling to do. That is my toil, I create the toil. This toil creates money, which is taken by the Revenue and given to lazy people.

This process is called 'socialism'.