I would be too busy on weekends to Awimb, I am both parent and social butterfly.
On a match day this would be the last place I would visit. If I am watching the game then I will often have a beer and my free hand is then for masturbating. Can’t see how I would engage with a keyboard in this scenario.
You simply wipe your cock across the screen innit
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'