I got quite excited when I saw the headline that the Yanqui had shot down a medium-range ballistic missile. Then it explained that it was only one of theirs and they were shooting it down as an exercise.
Imagine my disappointment.
At least a nuclear war will rid us of this painful burden that is Arsenal football club. I'm hoping for a post apocalyptic world with zombies playing football
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman