I made the sensible and mature decision to avoid that game like the plague

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

If you pop up the coast to Seasalter there's a really lovely restaurant called Jojo's. Better than anything in Whitstable bar the fancy dan Wheeler's.

I'm not up to speed with the North Kent coast cuisine locations of choice. Presumably, we better all "chow down" before Monty moves in and it all goes to pot.