Tesco sausage rolls. Hot. Brown sauce.

[Pat Vegas]

It is a very Northern thing, every town has a Greggs

Pretty much the same in the south now.
Everywhere I go had a Greggs and a Subway.

[Burney]

Have you had the Fortnum & Mason's wons? Absolutely spectacular. Packed full of meat*

I packed your mum full of meat.

Why on earth would one go to Fortnum & Mason and buy sausage rolls?

[Pat Vegas]

Why on earth would one go to Fortnum & Mason and buy sausage rolls?

Because Rich has to keep up his character and expects a certain reaction.

[Burney]

Because Rich has to keep up his character and expects a certain reaction.

I bet the meat is of far too good a quality and the pastry too crisp. These are crucial aspects of Greggs' sausage rolls imo.

[Rich]

Why on earth would one go to Fortnum & Mason and buy sausage rolls?

Not as a matter of course. But if you happen to be in there then you really should get one. I assure you that you'll never have one more delicious.

Greggs seem like a disappointment in comparison. Greggs ones are also too soft and, as a result, are essentially over before they started.

[Burney]

Not as a matter of course. But if you happen to be in there then you really should get one. I assure you that you'll never have one more delicious.

Greggs seem like a disappointment in comparison. Greggs ones are also too soft and, as a result, are essentially over before they started.

There you are, you see? The softness is very much part of the appeal of Greggs efforts for me.

[PSRB]

Because Rich has to keep up his character and expects a certain reaction.

When I lived in Kensington, I did used to pop to Knightsbridge get the best kebab ever and at £12 it needed to be!!

[Rich]

There you are, you see? The softness is very much part of the appeal of Greggs efforts for me.

The softness makes me doubt the quality of the meat being used, though. The F&M wons are about 2 inches high by 3 inches wide. 75% of that is meat and this, for me, makes for a great meat to pastry ratio.

[Pat Vegas]

When I lived in Kensington, I did used to pop to Knightsbridge get the best kebab ever and at £12 it needed to be!!

£12 is about standard now PSRB

[PSRB]

£12 is about standard now PSRB

£4.25 for me, it's bloody ace as well