Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
I shall admit that I did masturbate on public transport once. I was travelling from Peru to Bolivia on an overnight bus and was at the back, which was mainly empty. it was the middle of the night and I couldn't sleep. One thing led to another, and the rest is history.

On the same trip, my friend had a wánk in the Maracana, the fúcking freak.
You committed an act of self-pollution on a 'mainly empty' bus, and you wonder why the world is fúcked up beyond any salvation? GOD HAS HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FILTH, BOY!