Blokes on moped mounted the curb and snatched the missus's phone this morning

[Peter]

For Bradford, read Tower Hamets, Rotherham, Oxford, Luton, Rochdale, Leicester, etc, etc.

For Palmers Green read...Palmers Green.

That's the difference.

At first glance they appear to all be ****holes (apart from Oxford, perhaps).

Pardon me and my brothers for knowing how to get along with people. You must hate us.