First Simon Jenkins article on the importance of doing nothing

[Sir C]

Have I ever made a joke about your nose? Have I ever made a reference to you being Jewish? No, I haven't. Now would I ever.

I love the jews. All of them. Great bunch.

I used to love jews until I came into contact with monty. He's turned me into a sort of proto-Nazi. Another few years round here and I'll be ordering Jud Süß from Amazon and inviting our resident Hitler enthusiast la round to watch it