I turned 17 in the spring of 1982. That year, my girlfriend's family

[Sir C]

Pendulousity C. That's teh characteristic we require. great big pendulous, swinging titties like Nigella's

oh Nigella, sweet Nigella,
My head spins like a propeller
Dreaming of your titties naked and unfurled.
They come in the room before ya
They're the reason I adore ya
They're the finest Bristol Citys in the world

Yes. Except for that Greek bird who had perfect pendulosity but coarse hairs growing from the areolae. They were like strands of wire wool.