Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Oh I don't know. We have a long and rich tradition of the master of the house sliding his hand up the skirt of the maid of all work at breakfast, surely?
Yes, I suppose. And obviously the young master would be required to impregnate the odd housemaid such that she be packed off with a few guineas' hush money, but to me that's a rather different thing to jumping a middle-aged woman who's pushing your hoover around.