Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Do you live up north? Northern women tend to be quite flabby and pasty, in my limited experience of the breed.
I found a place in Bethnal Green because I work in Shoreditch. It's a bedbug-infested lille room in a dilapidated ****hole of an apartment block, but it's overlooking Victoria Park and the hippies on houseboats on the canal, so can't find much reason to complain*.

*I am, of course, aware that it would be a living nightmare for you