"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
I'm afraid it's worse than that. Surely you have to add the SNP and Sinn Fein votes to that at least?
I suspect even Boris would have fared better than Theresa May, at least he has some character and whatsit about him. May is as bland as cardboard.