There is clearly some mental disturbance here. Whilst I bow to no man in my appreciation of the boily egg (in a mug or in the shell) this dismissal of the rasher, the banger, the black pudding and the white pudding displays a degree of human degradation rarely witnessed outside the most extreme of madrasses.
I would never go near turkey bacon
'Bennie places' are very de rigeur on the west coast of Canada and America. My sister took me to one in Vancouver and you could get all sorts. I went traditional of course, it is simply something that doesn't need messing with.
Mexican egg breakfast dishes also seem to be very popular as well and I have to say the place we found was quite exceptional. You inevitably end up with avocado in there somewhere, though.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'