You might as well have just written there "My name is WES, I am a thick, ignorant **** with no imagination" tbf
I'm glad you enjoy your holidays in the UAE - they sound incredibly tedious but that seems to suit you.
Thanks for letting me know that all the happy, helpful Greeks I encountered were in fact miserable and unhelpful. And as I said, the food was lovely. But you know best obviously. Stupid ****