Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
You used to feel the same about self-catering, so you may change your mind.

I think the very worst thing on earth must be a cruise, though. When I was in Amsterdam, there was a cruise ship moored up outside our hotel and all the ancient, nearly-dead American tourists were milling around the place shouting and asking staff where the 'restrooms' were. I thought about being trapped on a boat at sea with such people for days on end and nearly collapsed.
Self-catering? Is this some sort of sick personal attack?

I 'take a cottage'. I most certainly do NOT 'self-cater'.