So it turns out that eating raw fish might not have been such a good idea after all

[Sir C]

*******s, sc.

try it, if only once...

I shall do this to my chicken on Sunday.

Now, what you must understand, is that I have to roast a chicken every Sunday. I don't mind roast chicken, but it's not about me, it's about my glw who is simply obsessed with roast chicken. She needs this roast chicken to set her up for the week.

What I'm saying here is, if you fúck up my chicken you mess with my wife, and may the good Lord have mercy upon your soul.