Have you any idea how much houses cost up norf?

[Sir C]

It did occur to me that the generalisation that was going on here was ludicrous.

You have Pokster in Yorkshire, PRSB in Manchester, Monty simply referring “up there� while I seem to recall you taking your holidays in a very different part altogether.

It is like a person saying they are moving to London and a general acceptance that the move is good. Or indeed Kent, or even Ireland.

I usewd to be a little vague about the north, but since I have now been 7 times in the past 2 years, I know everything.

1. Manchester and Liverpool are shÃ*tholes but have some restaurants and proper shops.

2. Yorkshire is very pretty but the people are as common as muck.

3. Cumbria is the tÃ*ts.

4. Up the other way is Newcatsle and Sunderland and that, but no white man has successfully reported back on conditions in these places.