Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
My closest friend from the age of 11 into my 20s was a jewish and he lacked anything extraordinary in the hooter department; he was, however, tighter than the proverbial duck's arse, manifestations of which tightness naturally leading me to cry, 'Jewbag!' and rub the nose in the approved fashion.

My first jewish love, a fine physical specimen, described herself as 'like all jewish girls, big t*ts, big nose, big appetites'.

Phwoar. What a goer she was. High maintenance, of course.

I recently stalked her on Facebook and discovered that she is now an 18 stone heifer. This made me sad.
They do, though, don't they? Sometimes I see Nigella Lawson on telly and wonder how anyone copes.

We didn't even know this chap was Jewish until the Divinity teacher mentioned it one day in a lesson. Poor b*stard could have got away with it for years otherwise.