Originally Posted by Herbette Chapman - aged 15 Do you suppose he can touch his own skinless pecker with the tip of his nose? I sometimes wonder if he can actually do anything else. Obviously I don't wonder about this very often. No, not very often at all.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us. "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
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