Poldi. The manshaft's third highest scorer, won a world cup.

[Burney]

I very much regret to report, a, that some recent contact with my old school and some of my old teachers confirms to me that this model actually died during the middle of the 80s. No more corporal punishment, for a start. No fagging. The crumbling Victorian pile entirely lacking in any form of measurable heating is now like a 5 star hotel, with deep carpets and plasma screens everywhere.

They'll be churning out pansies, you mark my words.

There's bloody girls in your sixth form! Half my daughter's mates go there. Bad business.