Who wrote that fúcking 'Kes' b0llocks - him too. Scruffy little northern **** keeping that poor Kestrel in captivity - lots of fat, gritty northern ****s roaming the Yorkshire council estates prefacing every sentence with "Aye lad". Fúck off back down yer coal mines ye ****s.
No need to, is there, because everyone everywhere just uses Google Translate. Native English speakers are a practically insignificant minority.
In fact, such people are also at a significant disadvantage; we don't fancy learning other languages much and in a room full of foreigners speaking bad English to each other, American, or Google, English holds sway, in any case.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."