Well that was time and money well spent by the feminist harridan and her

[Pat Vegas]

How the fúck would I know? You think I went to my friend's wedding and stood around counting the guests?

You're a bit odd sometimes.

'How many guests?' reminds me of 'what do you bench?'

[Pat Vegas]

Was it a big bash? 100+ you reckon? I think we'd struggle to keep it under 200.

I had about 50 odd. But still managed to keep it down I was fortunate to use some contacts to get a good deal the hotel and stuff but this wedding stuff can be done on a budget. there is no need to spend a fortune.

One is deaded since the wedding so I will cross him off the photo.

[Monty92]

'Struggle to keep it under 200'

Don't be a bell-end, m.

I'm serious. That would mainly be family. We did a count a while back and stopped at 150 essential invitees.

[Burney]

It's all about show. I bet he'd be wearing a gold hat and would enter the room on an elephant.

I was thinking it would be more like...

[Burney]

I had about 50 odd. But still managed to keep it down I was fortunate to use some contacts to get a good deal the hotel and stuff but this wedding stuff can be done on a budget. there is no need to spend a fortune.

One is deaded since the wedding so I will cross him off the photo.

The first rule is under no circumstances do you tell the venue that it's for a wedding, since that immediately puts a 40% markup on the original price.

[Sir C]

I was thinking it would be more like...

Now that is some groovy dancing, but where are the chicks?

[Pat Vegas]

I'm serious. That would mainly be family. We did a count a while back and stopped at 150 essential invitees.

I invited uncles and all that but cut off their kids who have kids. no kids allowed at my wedding.

[Monty92]

Just 200 of your closest friends?

There's your problem, right there. You have that third world mentality where you see the wedding as an opportunity to demonstrate the full extent of your vulgarity. I mean 'wealth'.

This is pretty typical of many medieval cultures like that from which you were shat; in the West we have invented the concept of 'good taste' instead.

Do you agree it's correct and proper to invite everyone who's invited you to their wedding?

[Burney]

I'm serious. That would mainly be family. We did a count a while back and stopped at 150 essential invitees.

'Essential'? 150 members of your respective families who you regularly see and thus must not offend? Really?

I refer you to my earlier 'bellend' comment.

[Pat Vegas]

The first rule is under no circumstances do you tell the venue that it's for a wedding, since that immediately puts a 40% markup on the original price.

we are having a conference.
There will be a wedding cake that needs to be kept in the fridge but it's purely for the conference.