Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
Was it a big bash? 100+ you reckon? I think we'd struggle to keep it under 200.
Just 200 of your closest friends?

There's your problem, right there. You have that third world mentality where you see the wedding as an opportunity to demonstrate the full extent of your vulgarity. I mean 'wealth'.

This is pretty typical of many medieval cultures like that from which you were shat; in the West we have invented the concept of 'good taste' instead.