Some vaguely interesting stuff on our errant midfielder here from his old club

[World's End Stella]

I would imagine your weekend marathon walks out-do even the most ardent gym person in terms of cardiovascular emissions.

Wd walking. The singly best exercise a person can do.

Nonsense, this is what unfit people like to tell you.

Walking is OK, for the very elderly. But it is no replacement for proper cardiovascular exercise. I expect that 99% of people that consider walking to be exercise are either over the age of 70, or smoke.

Get yer pasty white arse down the gym, SW. Get ripped.

[Pat Vegas]

Nonsense, this is what unfit people like to tell you.

Walking is OK, for the very elderly. But it is no replacement for proper cardiovascular exercise. I expect that 99% of people that consider walking to be exercise are either over the age of 70, or smoke.

Get yer pasty white arse down the gym, SW. Get ripped.

Walking doesn't do enough for me. plus it takes forever.

[Sir C]

This idea that I spend my life sweating excessively is a myth that I fully object to.

You're going to bang on about it endlessly now, aren't you?

Wait, are you suggesting that I am the only person here who has suffered the splashback from your effusive emissions? I believe that many amongst us have tasted the salty outpourings of your overactive glands. (Some possibly also glans.)

[Pat Vegas]

This idea that I spend my life sweating excessively is a myth that I fully object to.

You're going to bang on about it endlessly now, aren't you?

It's like Fash and the ginger stuff.

[Pokster]

Wait, are you suggesting that I am the only person here who has suffered the splashback from your effusive emissions? I believe that many amongst us have tasted the salty outpourings of your overactive glands. (Some possibly also glans.)

I got splashed with something when i squashed the pint beaker on his head

[Sir C]

I got splashed with something when i squashed the pint beaker on his head

A classic awimb moment.

I expect that's, what, 3 or 4 years ago now.

[Pokster]

A classic awimb moment.

I expect that's, what, 3 or 4 years ago now.

I'd guess 9 or 10

[Sir C]

I'd guess 9 or 10

My word.

[World's End Stella]

Wait, are you suggesting that I am the only person here who has suffered the splashback from your effusive emissions? I believe that many amongst us have tasted the salty outpourings of your overactive glands. (Some possibly also glans.)

Another lie, an outrageous lie to boot. I may have perspired slightly in the Woodbine as the f*cker is hotter than a very hot thing. But I would have discretely wiped it away without it getting anywhere near you or anyone else.

The only person I sprayed an emission over was your wife. And your mum, obviously.

[Pokster]

My word.

It was when you were a young thruster and berni was still in short trousers