This FA cup game against Sutton.

[Burney]

I have no idea who this Sutton is,
Also South London doesn't exist to me so I have have no knowledge of this area.

I thought it was Southampton again for a second
or Sutton Coldfield where they have the telly aerial

Basically you head west out of Croydon on the flyover and, when you get to Five Ways, rather than turn left for Wing Yip and the Purley Way, you head right and then left past the old Payne's Poppets factory, through Carshalton and Bob's your uncle.

Hope this helps.

[Pat Vegas]

Basically you head west out of Croydon on the flyover and, when you get to Five Ways, rather than turn left for Wing Yip and the Purley Way, you head right and then left past the old Payne's Poppets factory, through Carshalton and Bob's your uncle.

Hope this helps.

I always get depressed when I have to go to Gatwick.
It's like a prison.

[Burney]

I always get depressed when I have to go to Gatwick.
It's like a prison.

I used to travel this route fairly often as I was then enjoying a somewhat illicit liaison with a lady in Carshalton.

I find all airports depressing, to be honest. They are, by definition, places you don't want to be.

[Ash]

Did you take the walk down opposite Battersea Power Station yet?

Walk down where? I did the Thames Path past there the other week.

[Pat Vegas]

I used to travel this route fairly often as I was then enjoying a somewhat illicit liaison with a lady in Carshalton.

I find all airports depressing, to be honest. They are, by definition, places you don't want to be.

I often think that surely it can't be that difficult to make airports/flights a little more enjoyable.

If you are not a drinker there are only so many times you can stroll around an overpriced WH Smith or have a look at toblerone displays.

And there must be a better way of boarding people.

[Ash]

I used to travel this route fairly often as I was then enjoying a somewhat illicit liaison with a lady in Carshalton.

I find all airports depressing, to be honest. They are, by definition, places you don't want to be.

I have been to Carshalton Ponds. The River Wandle is one of the Great Wonders of South London, you know.

[Burney]

I often think that surely it can't be that difficult to make airports/flights a little more enjoyable.

If you are not a drinker there are only so many times you can stroll around an overpriced WH Smith or have a look at toblerone displays.

And there must be a better way of boarding people.

Well once you are through security, you are basically imprisoned. It's hard to make that experience feel anything other than restrictive.

[Burney]

I have been to Carshalton Ponds. The River Wandle is one of the Great Wonders of South London, you know.

I lost my virginity in Carshalton Beeches. Beat that.

[Pokster]

I lost my virginity in Carshalton Beeches. Beat that.

What was his name?

[Pat Vegas]

Well once you are through security, you are basically imprisoned. It's hard to make that experience feel anything other than restrictive.

I think anyone who is at the security bit putting stuff in the trays and still taking bottles of water out of their bags and ****ing about should be sent back to the beginning of the queue and if they do it again they are banned.

There was some prick with a 2 litre bottle of milk last time. before discarding he proceeded to down a load.
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