It's (sort of) still daylight outside, the birds are singing and it feels like

[World's End Stella]

Also, it wasn't the 'first' thing I did. The first thing I did was watch us beat Villarreal in the CL semi final whilst off my tits on Pethedin.

Charles doesn't have a 'weak stream', does he Burney?

I read an article about a chap that had nasty prostate cancer. He discovered it because while he was in the Gents at a pub taking a piss, the bloke next to him noticed how weak his stream of piss was and mentioned it as possibly being cancer related.

Not the sort of thing you'd want to hear for multiple reasons.