It's (sort of) still daylight outside, the birds are singing and it feels like

[Sir C]

Also, it wasn't the 'first' thing I did. The first thing I did was watch us beat Villarreal in the CL semi final whilst off my tits on Pethedin.

Blimey, that means that when you came to my house and sufflated vast quantities of cocaine as we lost to Barcelona in the final, the scars weres till fresh?

I can't help thinking we should have looked after you a little better.