Crispy roast potatoes and browned toast give you cancer, apparently.

[World's End Stella]

What monstrosity are you being forced to endure? Is it something 'modern' (i.e. written after 1600)? If so, it will be shït.

Something involving someone from Homeland who the wife knows that is described as a 'dark comedy'.

It will be **** and I'll spend two hours shifting around in my seat desperate for a drink.