Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
I was in the cab of a scouse lorry driver once who, as we neared my drop-off point outside Coventry, tried to persuade me to come to Liverpool with him for a 'game of pool'. I was happy to escape that one.
Could you not have changed that to snooker so I could have made jokes about 'sinking the pink' and 'downing the brown', a?