With all these nonces in the past I am beginning to feel left out.

[Sir C]

I had a teacher cuddle me 'to keep warm' rather too enthusiastically on a chair lift while on a school skiing trip. Oh, and there was the other one who used to 'check we'd showered properly', but other than those minor incidents, I grew up in the noncetastic 70s and 80s pretty much un-fiddled

This 'checking you'd showered properly'. Did it involve rolling and unrolling the foreskin rapidly?