I'll tell you what's ****, ****ing relatives sending

[Billy Goat Sverige]

That's stupid. Any but actually retarded kids are bound to realise it's just their dad in a suit, which sort of defeats the object of pretending Santa exists, surely?

It's all retarded, B. They do it on the 24th, presents opened in the afternoon, no bird or spuds. I hate it

[Monty92]

You're going to give 18 bottles of vintage fizz to an 18 year-old?

That's some high-quality vomit you'll be wiping off the lavatory walls.

As I said, he'll either drink them in moderation, or sell them. Jews don't do hedonism.

[Burney]

Yes I should have blacked up really, shouldn't I? No one could have objected because, it's like, my cultural heritage and that.

Opportunity missed.

You could have done the full eye-rolling, 'Yes massa' bit and they couldn't have fücking touched you for it.

[Sir C]

And those things are better than believing in Santa why exactly?

I rather think you're msssing the point, b. m is one of they radical gentile-baby-blood drinking Zionist types. He's hardly going to encourage his offspring to honour the great yok festival, is he?

[Monty92]

And those things are better than believing in Santa why exactly?

Because he knows the animals that talk in animated movies are not real and that when he dresses up as a pirate he's not really a pirate. It's playing with reality, not lying about it.

[Burney]

As I said, he'll either drink them in moderation, or sell them. Jews don't do hedonism.

He's not a Jew, though, is he? He's a goy and thus subject to all our weaknesses.

[Monty92]

And what does Anus get?

When she's 18?

FGM

[Sir C]

It's all retarded, B. They do it on the 24th, presents opened in the afternoon, no bird or spuds. I hate it

But b, you must introduce some typically English elements into your christmas for the sake of the child, otherwise he will grow up without any connection to his English heritage.

You can rustle up a roast dinner, can't you?

[Monty92]

He's not a Jew, though, is he? He's a goy and thus subject to all our weaknesses.

I hope so, but the missus is a bit of a lightweight too

[Sir C]

When she's 18?

FGM

I read somewhere that it's customary to do it with a piece of flint.