I'm back at my desk after almost a week off sick. I feel as rough as old mince. I'm shivering, I have a ******* behind the eyes, my throat has been sandpapered and I can hear the phlegm bubbling in my chest when I inhale.
In short, league cup, meh, your obsession with Aaron, meh, life, meh.
It's a fùcking horrible bug, to be sure. I've barely been outside the house for a week and am continuously gobbing up voluminous globules of luminescent gunk. I'm on roids and anti-biotics and am as miserable as sin. Thank god for the Arsenal, eh? Oh...
When I was young and full of rage
I hated Tottenham to the core
But now I've reached a gentler age
I hate the fùckers even more.