Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
When you say you broke it in a rather complicated fashion, do you mean that it broke in a complicated fashion or that you broke it while trying to do something complicated like an outlandish breakdancing move?
A bit of both actually, I guess. Fanny-dancing in the middle of the park, showing off a bit, you know. Scrawny, carrot-topped scrote called Hillier (not our one, no relation to him either) cropped me down from behind. I foolishly played on, apparently making it worse