Least surprising news of the year

[Sir C]

I'm not having that. You can't tar me with the Harvey brush while pretending you're Mr Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged.

You seem to be rather more fixated on my beam than your mote.

[Burney]

You seem to be rather more fixated on my beam than your mote.

You know where you can stick your beam, don't you?

[Sir C]

You know where you can stick your beam, don't you?

Abuse now, is it? I see.

[Burney]

Abuse now, is it? I see.

Not at all. Some pleasant joshing is all.

My anniversary dinner tomorrow, followed by Sushi with E and her latest chap on Sunday. I'm terrified I'll call him by the old one's name

[Sir C]

Not at all. Some pleasant joshing is all.

My anniversary dinner tomorrow, followed by Sushi with E and her latest chap on Sunday. I'm terrified I'll call him by the old one's name

Ah yes, happy anniversary to you both. Going somwhere special?

Do give my salaams to the dear girl; it's been simply ages.

[Burney]

Ah yes, happy anniversary to you both. Going somwhere special?

Do give my salaams to the dear girl; it's been simply ages.

Not really sure. Somewhere nearby, I think. G booked it.

Will do.

[Sir C]

Not really sure. Somewhere nearby, I think. G booked it.

Will do.

Two years, eh? How quickly time passes! Two years. Tch. :1000yardstare:

[Burney]

Two years, eh? How quickly time passes! Two years. Tch. :1000yardstare:

Yes. And *AHEM* talking of people who haven't seen one another in a long time...

[Sir C]

Yes. And *AHEM* talking of people who haven't seen one another in a long time...

I'm on it

[redgunamo]

I'm looking forward to all the sanctimonious ****s who wanted him hung, despite the fact that the judicial process had not fully completed, admitting they were wrong to be so premature and issuing apologies that are as public as their condemnation was.

I'm looking at you, Henry Winter. You appalling c*nt.

In fairness, the modern football reporter must be rather torn.

On the one hand, they are doing better than ever; both important and self-important, making so much money and so on. But on the other, they are keenly aware that they are essentially parasites and ticks on the hide of the sort of oiks, wastrels and guttersnipes they've always been raised to despise and sneer at, and who are actually doing a million times better.

It can't be easy for them.