Let's be honest here, though. All of the 'Folk Hero'/'Cor look at all the drugs he takes' stuff aside, Keith Richards is a total fùcking idiot, isn't he?
He's brilliant, imo. An example to all.
As a child, he once sang for the Queen, you know.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."