Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
I've been wondering when it became such a hazard wearing light-coloured trousers and using the urinal. As a young man, I don't remember having any issues with stainage following a trip to the urinal, but now I have to be highly cautious and so thorough in my shaking that I could be mistaken for a sex criminal.

I can't work out if it's just another hideous effect of age or that I care now in a way I didn't as a youth. Or whether I just wear more light-coloured trousers now.
You mean chinos don’t you?

Jesus wept.