One really must congratulate the production company in this, as they appear to have sold Channel 4 a tent with an unlikeable scouser in it for millions of pounds. Well played, chaps!
In other news, thon saucy little strumpet Candice is literally the only thing worth watching in the current series. The rest are as dull as dishwater.
Sorry, most remiss of me.
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And what a surprise that the non-scousers have turned down the money to stay at BBC while the scouser grabs the money and runs.
Next. Jocks like to drink and fight.