I always knew they were a bunch of ****ing weirdos on that show

[Sir C]

I've only ever been to it twice. Both times for Christmas parties. The food was basically pub standard, but both times I ended up staggering into Piccadilly Circus full of Christmas cheer, so it did the job.

Oh it used to be jolly good fun when one was in town on a 48 during the last show, of course. But one was young then, and likely to die tomorrow, so some booze and a comely WAAF was enough for fleeting happiness.