
I'd settle for the ability to make a girl's dress blow up around her waste at any given moment.
And the secretary currently sat about 15 feet in front of me would be a start.
Mmmmmmmmm, secretaries.
Sackable offence, I'm afraid.
And I lack the required mastery of the English language to describe how utterly gorgeous she looks today.
Apologies.
A would be fantastic for shoving your boat in birds snatches in the pub. Taking their knickers off also.
Oh , and of course for earning some coin...
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
I actually think this is POTY
POTM at least
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'