got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.
But that's exactly what I did. I gave her a get-out. Yes, you're fat, but you're supposed to be. That's the **** deal that evolution struck for you. So don't feel guilty or disappointed - it's all part of the circle of life.
*pats her on the arse and makes a comedy BOIIIIIING noise*