Does anyone actually give a **** about this London Mayoral election?

[Ash]

It may just be the fact that this is the first one I've not been able to vote in, but it's more that neither of the candidates has the slightest appeal to me. Khan is a bog-standard Labour career apparatchik who's desperately trying to distance himself from the leadership in order to win, while Goldsmith is a tree-hugging personality vacuum. All in all, meh.

At least in previous contests you had the fun of voting against Livingstone or for Boris. This is just dreary.

I'm voting for Caroline Pidgeon, because she opposes the ridicules garden bridge vanity project. Obviously she won't win, so my B vote goes to Khan, because he's not Goldsmith.

[PSRB]

It may just be the fact that this is the first one I've not been able to vote in, but it's more that neither of the candidates has the slightest appeal to me. Khan is a bog-standard Labour career apparatchik who's desperately trying to distance himself from the leadership in order to win, while Goldsmith is a tree-hugging personality vacuum. All in all, meh.

At least in previous contests you had the fun of voting against Livingstone or for Boris. This is just dreary.

Nope, I believe we are supposed to getting one in Manchester*

Clearly not a London Mayor, that would be silly

[The Jorge]

I'm voting for Caroline Pidgeon,

Is she won of the scary ones with the club foot and the mangy feathers?

[The Jorge]

Does he mean GDP or budget though?

[Burney]

Does he mean GDP or budget though?

Either would be piddlingly small, I'd have thought

[Sir C]

I'm curious to know which European countries have a budget of less than £13 billion, tbh.

Could it be Ireland? The price of spuds on the international market isn't what it was, tbh.

[The Jorge]

Either would be piddlingly small, I'd have thought

Well yes, Tuvalu is $38bn

[The Jorge]

Could it be Ireland? The price of spuds on the international market isn't what it was, tbh.

Pair of self hating paddies

[Ash]

Could it be Ireland? The price of spuds on the international market isn't what it was, tbh.

Andorra, San Marino, Monaco? The Vatican?

Greece?

[Burney]

Well yes, Tuvalu is $38bn

And that's mostly from selling the .tv thingummy.