Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Forgive me, but when were you appointed arbiter of what constitutes a sandwich? I don't remember seeing the anouncement in the London Gazette. It was an open sandwich. Like it, lump it, or poke it up your arse. As you prefer.
I am not the arbiter. This man is. Do you seriously imagine that, as he squandered his fortune at the gaming table, he had time to use a knife and fork? Of course not.

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