Why is the England manager talking about porn.

[Peter]

I reckon that's what's wrong with da yoof of today.

If they could just bosh Es and randomly hug the stranger next to them as they come up on a rush, they wouldn't be so fecking stressed out and prissy.

{Or be 60's hippies on LSD, or '70k punks on glue, whizz or smack. Anything. Just get a soddin' culture and experience your fellow flesh and blood instead of a phone screen.}

My 23 year old nephew went out with his mates from Uni in Central London the other week. They all had two drinks and then went for something to eat.

What the hell is wrong with these people?