Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
I laughed at the 'soldiers coming back with only one leg and going 'Look at poor me. Give me some money' bit, I must admit.

Proper copper, that. None of this touchy-feely sh1t. Just 'Sling your hook, you legless cvnt! You're making the place look untidy.'

I would immediately promote him to Chief Superintendent.
I imagine him doing a funny voice and a little dance to that part about the one-legged soldier.

He just sounds like a typical Cambridge arsehole. He is basically admitting that he is nicking someone because they are making people feel uncomfortable, as though that is a crime.

The more I experience the police the more I think they are even bigger arseholes than they were when I was young and getting pulled over all the time for the crime of being young and driving a **** car.