8 days of undulterated bliss in the United Arab Emirates

[Peter]

I once guiltily extinguished a cigarette when I saw a policeman in the street in India which caused him some distress, as he insisted that I lit up and continued to enjoy my smoke, as the law was for 'local people, not white man!'

I lit a fag at Singapore zoo along with my chinese-malaysian colleague. A guard immediately ran over and told him to put his fag out